In Case of Rapture: BLIND ME OUT!
Not only a strong fashion statement, but a courteous directive for non believers. Wearing this t-shirt guarantees that you'll be the talk of the table post tribulation, as heathens will marvel at your foresight while wondering if you've left behind enough chips to blind your way into the money like Stu Ungar in the 1990 WSOP Main Event.
Feel free to pick up your winnings after the Final Judgement, aka when God goes "All-In".
- Size: Large
- Color: Tan
- Type: Gildan Dryblend 5.6 oz, 50% Preshrunk Cotton, 50% Polyester